Remember back in 2015 when Burger King brought back their Black Whopper and it turned everyone's poop green? On purpose? Well, they've done it again, and by IT, I mean they've turned everyone's poop green... or black... or sometimes blue?
To celebrate Halloween Burger King has released their Scary Black Cherry Frozen Fanta Slushie with the slogan "Try it... if you dare."
As people started reporting their spooky bowel movements to Burger King on Twitter, they had a response ready.
.@Charmin get ready https://t.co/sMNjlnaCrr
— Burger King (@BurgerKing) October 5, 2018
We were born ready... pic.twitter.com/rleUr7hCf2
— Charmin (@Charmin) October 5, 2018
The reactions to the intestinal hijacking are ranging from bewilderment to celebration.
I drank a @BurgerKing scary black cherry icee and my shit turned blue. Neon blue. Everyone should get one. Blue poop makes everything seem better.
— Eazy Dozer (@eazydozer) October 5, 2018
Time to turn my poop green with one of these sweet Burger King shakes
— Ian Ohlin (@OhlinIan) October 13, 2018
Do you remember a couple years back when Burger King released those Black patties that ended up turning people’s poop green? Apparently their new frozen drink does the same thing. Thanks for the heart attack, @BurgerKing !
— Phantom Hudson (@True_Retwerd) October 14, 2018
I drank a @BurgerKing scary black cherry icee and my shit turned blue. Neon blue. Everyone should get one. Blue poop makes everything seem better.
— Eazy Dozer (@eazydozer) October 5, 2018
Burger King 1974-2017: “have it your way”
— breadmon (@tedmon_) October 14, 2018
Burger King 2018: haha icee make poop green {promoted tweet}
@BurgerKing yo why my poop green after I had a Frosted Frozen Scary Cherry?
— Jc (@jctirado01) October 14, 2018
Do you remember a couple years back when Burger King released those Black patties that ended up turning people’s poop green? Apparently their new frozen drink does the same thing. Thanks for the heart attack, @BurgerKing !
— Phantom Hudson (@True_Retwerd) October 14, 2018
Need an Infinite Supply of Scary Black Cherry Icee Product so my poop can be food coloring blue for eternity. @BurgerKing Help Me Out
— Click Click Boom Saliva Fan 1993 (@Averylikespizza) October 12, 2018
“How do we get young people back into Burger King”
— Kristin (@heyitskris918) October 14, 2018
‘I heard they’re into green poop’
“I have no reason to question this and will pay money for green poop to be associated with us as a brand”
‘This is a good idea and also tag the toilet paper bears in the tweet’
“This is a good id https://t.co/1mzEQf4AKi
In an even more bizarre (and very 2018) twist, Burger King even started promoting the tweet exchange between them and the soft-paper-that-you-wipe-your-butt-with-after-pooping-and-never-want-to-associate-with-food company.
I can’t believe burger king actually promoted this tweet,, the simulation is broken https://t.co/dpKQQkFRrR
— spooky dog dad (@poppunkl0ser) October 14, 2018
@BurgerKing WHY IS THIS A PROMOTED TWEET?! pic.twitter.com/iSwyArwquK
— Justin Nathan ? (@Jnat675) October 14, 2018
Well, I for one, am going to go grab one. Much like eating a bunch of beets, then forgetting you ate a bunch of beets, only to be shocked for a 3.5 seconds until you remember that you ate a bunch of beets... I hope to get to be scared shit-less by forgetting that I had one of these. It's not every day that a horror movie can play out right there in your bathroom thanks to a marketing team at a fast food company.
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